Salvador Prchlik: yo mama is not funny it is obnoxious and http://www.101funjokes.com/ has funny jokes but the site setup is kinda wierd
Ronny Dorge: Hi.I can't understand think joke bellow.:::Jole:::A drunk who came staggering out of the subway and said: "Man, I got lostin some guy's basement. You should've seen the set of trains he had"?So?! it for me is very tasteless. I just doubt if i cant understand it!What do you think?...Show more
Elva Batie: You need a mood lifter? haha, check out this site!!! I can spend HOURS on here!http://www.thebestof4chan.com/
Rubi Romo: what are you wearing and what do you look like??? after telling me that i can tell you whether i would open the door or not!!!
Venetta Coulbourne: unless u got food on u no
Luana Carothers: A man boards a plane after a long morning and sits down holding a bag of ice against his eye.Another man sits down next to him. He looks over and notices the man also has a black eye.The ! first man says wow what are the odds we both have black eyes? This morning when I was paying for my ticket, the teller was so beautiful and I couldn't help but stare...I made a slip of the toungue and instead of saying "I'd like a ticket to pittsburg please" I accidently said "I'd like a picket to tittsburg please" and she socked me on good.............what happened to you?The other man smirks and says yeah I had a slip of the tongue too.I was having breakfest with my wife and instead of saying "Please pass the cornflakes" I had a slip of the tongue and said "You gold digging B*^&* you ruined my life.."I know it sounds sexist but I couldn't stop laughing because I wasn't expecting it.LOL...Show more
Gladys Worthing: Yeah, it's not very funny. The drunk guy just thinks he's in someone's basement who has "toy" trains, but he's actually in a subway.
Sammie Bocanegra: What do you call a pig doing Karate? Pork Chop WAHHHHHHHH YA! HOHHHHH
Dominic Sciancalepore! : A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her i! t was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Tricia Dossous: Why did Uhura leave star trek?Because William Shat 'n her.
Ellis Cellar: will you be:selling clocks?converting me to your morman believes?taking my picture for the news paper?redoing the VA. tech massacre?wanting me to help save the trees?selling me car insurance?returning my fish that ran away last week?giving me a special delivery?giving me a free set of bagpipes?then telling me to be in your jamaican bagpipe band?fixing my washmachine?giving me tickets to see the yeah yeah yeahs?karen o?asking to use my phone?asking to use my bathroom?asking to use my coffee maker?asking for your money back?stealing my clothes?shouting bad words?asking for candy?sure i answer the door for everyone...Show more
Craig Virani: so a string walks into a bar. and the bartender ! says “hey you! we don't serve your kind here!†so the string get a bit sad and gets up and leaves the bar. he goes up to a friend and asks “hey do you think you could tie me in knot and kinda fray my ends a bit?†the friend says “no problem! you got it.†so the string now walks into the bar and the bartender says “hey!!! didn't i tell you that we don't serve your kind here!?!?†and the string says “im a frayed knot!!!†(im afraid not(: Haha l think its a cute joke :] Hope this cheered you up a little bit!! And if it didn't, God loves you!! (: That should cheer anyone up(:...Show more
Ewa Homrich: How do you get an emo off a tree?...you cut the rope.*rimshot*
Ulysses Failey: because you spend ages trying to find something in the shops only to waste money that could be $10-$50 on somehting like a CD, DVD, or PC thing, but when you download it it takes less time trying to find it (most of the time) and you don't have to pay for it
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Tosha Tawney: no i dont answer the door for strangers.!
Carter Dewater: what do you mean, goodnite sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite is that a song?
Ardell Luy: ''A Man Walks Into A Bar'' And Says '' Ouch''Not A Good Joke But ....:) So Silly It Makes Ya Smile :)...Show more
Branden Roddick: Are you a Jehovah's Witness? If not, then maybe.
Cletus Crotts: No and i won't answer the phone if you called
Ronnie Panas: yo mama! to person below ;)
Palmira Lochridge: Some people have 'toy' trains set up in their basements for entertainment.
Ulysses Failey: Yes that is right
Von Houskeeper: Whats was the gay last trick???He went of with a poofbtw i know this is a crap joke and no i have nothing against gays
Maria Bengston: i hope this will :)Three women are at a house, one redhead, one brunette, and one blonde.A genie appears and says the women can say anything, but if they tell a lie, the disappear. The redhead says, "I think I am the smartest woman ever," and she disappears. ! The brunette says, "I think I am the most beautiful woman on Earth," and she disappears.The blonde says, "I think-" and she disappears....Show more
Carmelina Enoch: Depends what u r.R u a snakeR u a dragonR u a goblinOr r u a dwarfFight, with friend or fight against foeTale of 4 is as u go...Show more
German Thal: the guy above me burned me and i still wrote this, lol
Clifford Gombos: i would more than gladly answer the door... the question is, would you open the door if i knocked? lol
Nikita Schroepfer: Will you be wearing a trench coat?
Palmira Lochridge: A man receives a phone call from his doctor.The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."...Show more
Irving Jordahl: i ! mean sometimes i wanna listen to a new cd but dunno if i wanna buy itso! i steal it, i kinda like it but i'm glad i stole it cuz it would have been a waste of 10 bucksand video games no longer sold or manufactured, but arent' free domain.i try to buy it, give up and steal it.why is it the freaking awesome?
Antone Bual: I think it's literal.
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